3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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