Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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