It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
