If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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