we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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