So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
