what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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