oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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