Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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