So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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