No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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