Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
True but thats because hes a fetus.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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