I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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