Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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