is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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