isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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