Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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