So drunk, too bad you don't want this
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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