He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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