i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
where does the pee come out of this thing
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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