i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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