I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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