no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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