idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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