You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
