Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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