I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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