wake up i wanna do it froggy style
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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