New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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