Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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