I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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