yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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