I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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