Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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