I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Randomize
