What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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