p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Fuck appropriateness.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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