Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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