he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
