you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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