Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Girls should come with a carfax report
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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