i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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