Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he shaved USA in his pubs
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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