they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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