To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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