69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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