I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
do herpes really smell.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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