Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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