Quick, to the slutcave!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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