its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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