if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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