Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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